• Politicians,  Stupid Laws

    Why Modesto California Sucks Reason # 4

    Weed Smoking, Free Tampons, and Even More Illegal Immigration!

    So, the new year has come and gone, and our wonderful California government has passed some real winners when it comes to laws for this 2018 year.

    Let’s break them down, one at a time, and see how they are slowly flinging the state into a liberal utopia, shall we?

    First off it’s now legal to smoke weed legally here in California.

    Don’t mind that federal law still prohibits it, but hey, since when does California follow suit with the rest of the state?

    So, if you wanna get high (it’s not like you didn’t do it before) you can do so now legally. How awesome is that!? Millions of kids already think it’s cool to do it, and being that its “natural” there is no harm in doing so.

    Hey, snake venom and the smoke from forest fires is all natural too, and that shit will kill you in a fucking heartbeat!

    Hooray! More low energy, non-producing, zero ambition kids coming our way!

    Next on the list – Free tampons for girls at school.

    For fucks sakes! Don’t these kids shoplift anymore!? (I’m kidding!)


    Whoever they are, the mother fuckers should give up their kids for adoption!

    I have never seen so many “poor” people with smartphones, flat screen TVs, and smoking joints legally now and they can’t fork over $5 to $7 for a fucking box of tampons for their kid?!

    So, now we, the taxpayers, gotta fork over the cash for it?


    Job protection for parents in small businesses. AKA maternity leave.

    So, let me get this straight…

    If someone has a baby, you can take off 3 months or 12 weeks, an entire quarter of the year, to take care of the child, without the risk of losing your job?

    For a mom, I get it.

    For a guy? Seriously?

    I remember my kid being born on a Tuesday night and I was back at work Wednesday morning!

    What the hell am I going to do with the kid? Mom’s gotta from that bond with the little one, not the guy!

    Get your pansy ass back to work! 

    So, companies gotta make do with fewer employees and can’t replace one that stops coming in to work cause they are protected by law for taking those many weeks off?

    Fuck that!

    I say give them a week, at most!

    They don’t come back? Fire their asses!

    The moms?

    12 weeks is cool with me.

    Love You Mom!!

    Employers are not allowed to ask for your previous work wages.

    Um… Why?

    How are you suppose to wheel and deal at the bargaining table?

    Supposedly, this is supposed to stop the gender gap in pay…

    So how the fuck is that gonna help? Plus… There is no gender gap!!

    I drove a concrete mixer for a lot of years. The pay is good. The work hours can be tough and not anyone can drive one of them heavy ass mother fuckers, so good drivers were always hard to find.

    Do you think the owners of these concrete plant’s gave a shit if you were a guy or a chick? Think they cared if you were white, black, Hispanic, or whatever fucking race or culture you were?

    Fuck no!!

    If you can jump in one of them trucks and drive them well, you got hired!

    Oh, and get this…

    Everyone was paid the same!

    Imagine that shit?!

    Same is true with a manager at Lowe’s home improvement store, a janitor at a school, a correctional officer here in this state, a city worker, you name it.

    Gender don’t matter! These liberal assholes just make this shit up!

    So, now when I go in for a truck driving job, I can’t tell them and I can’t ask them what I used to get paid.

    How we suppose to negotiate?

    It’s like buying and selling a car without a ballpark price from Bluebook. Do we wing it?

    Fucking California…

    California – The Sanctuary State


    What can I say about this?

    I fucking hate it.

    I can’t stand it.

    But, it’s now official. The politicians in Sacramento have completely sold out their state and country for power.


    I have always said that politicians pander and pander their asses off for votes, but this takes it to another level.

    Governor Brown? Dianne Feinstein? Every other political rat in office here in this state are the worst of the worst.

    These people couldn’t care less about all the Mexican families in this state and probably even hate and are disgusted by them in secret but will pander to them and make them believe that they are compassionate about their situation of them being here illegally.

    This will only open up the floodgates for more illegal immigration and more criminals hiding out in this state.

    We are going to have even more problems and more crime happen with illegals here in the country and these fucking people don’t even care.

    I don’t know if it is the lust for power, fame, and likability or if it is just flat out cowardice.

    So, afraid to be thrown out of office by fucking government loving foreigners, that they will ruin the state.

    I only hope that Trump and the Attorney General will sue the shit outta the state for this and cut all Federal funding to it as a signal to Sacramento.

    This state is heading down, spiraling out of control. Is there a better reason why people and businesses are leaving the state in droves! Take my buddy that does junk removal in Santa Barbara. He’s about to “jump ship” and bail outta Cali for good!

    Someone has to put a stop to it before it’s too late. But, I really do think it already is.

    Lex Luthor from the late ’70s, please oh please, nuke the San Andreas fault and sink half this bastard into the sea.

  • Politicians,  Stupid Laws

    Why Modesto California Sucks Reason # 3

    The Mandatory 3 Days Sick Day A Year Costs Us Way More Than You Know

    Did you know that the state of California now, by rule of law, makes all business owners give their employees 3 days of sick pay a year?

    Wait now, before you get all excited and think “Wow! That shit is awesome!” let me just let you in on a little secret…

    Those assholes up in Sacramento want you to think that they are awesome for making business owners do that.

    Our country is already soft as it is and now they are going to allow a bunch of lazy ass workers to take advantage of businesses.

    You and I both know, people that ain’t sick are gonna uses those days all the damn time. And that shit is gonna cost business owners a shit ton of money, which naturally, raises the price on the simple things in life that we buy, like a sandwich or a piece of fried chicken over at the corner deli.

    How you ask?

    Let’s break down some simple math, shall we?

    Let say you and I are some real go-getters and have managed to set up a sweet sandwich shop that sells some pretty bomb-ass BLTs and some mouth-watering roast beef.

    We’ve spent the last 3 years building our sweet gig up and have even managed to hire 4 employees full time. Are profit margins are good, thinner than our turkey slices, but still, a modest profit.

    Let’s say we are some awesome bosses (which I know we would be!) and we pay our full-time employees more than minimum wage, kinda like In-N-Out here in California likes to do.

    So, let’s say we pay them $13.00 an hour.

    With the added costs of workers comp, unemployment insurance, social security, and all that other bullshit, our $13.00 an hour employees cost our little sandwich shop $18.00 an hour total.

    So, you got $18.00 an hour times 4 equals $72 dollars an hour.

    We give them all 40 hours so that makes it $2,880 a week in pay we gotta fork over to pay our workers.

    Grand total we pay for 4 employees for an entire year is $149,760 in total. Damn! I’m good at this math shit!

    So, now the good old boys and liberal retards up and Sacramento thinks it would be a GREAT idea to force us to give our employees 3 sick days a year, by rule of law.

    They do it out of “compassion” and because “they care” so much about the workers.


    They are so sweet, aren’t they?

    Fuck no they ain’t!

    They do it all for show and to get stupid people to think that they actually care. They don’t care at all!

    All they always care about is VOTES and staying in power.

    That single law will now cost you and I and our theoretical sandwich shop an additional $1,728 a year in costs.

    Now, that may not sound like a lot, but it is money that is completely going nowhere. You and I know damn well, that all those sick days WILL be used up, even when our employees ain’t sick!

    You see, when someone runs a business, EVER damn nickel and penny are accounted for. From the post-it notes in the office to the slices of bread we buy for the sandwiches.

    You tack on more money to that we as the business owner must pay and account for it will just piss us off!

    No way we are just gonna take it outta of our pockets and just give it up!

    Look how pissed you get when your cell phone bill us up more than the $69.95 you pay for it every month! You don’t want to pay it and it pisses you off that you have to don’t it?

    This is how business owners see this mandatory sick leave pay. It’s bullshit.

    It’s a bill they weren’t expecting and now they have to pay for. Imagine the businesses that got 10 employees?

    What about 20? 30? 50?

    Is it any wonder companies in California pack their shit up and just leave to another state?

    It’s these little regulations and shit that cause that.

    Now for the businesses that do stay, all they do is jack up the prices on the shit they sell to make up the difference.

    Our bomb-ass BLT we sold for $5.99 will now have to go up to $6.99.

    So, who loses in that scenario?

    The damn customer who already is getting stretched thin with the few dollars they’ve got in their pocket.

    This is just another problem California faces with its Government.

    They add these types of regulations all of the time to businesses and it hurts everyone in the end.

    Just let the businesses do it on their own. Cut regulations. Cut Taxes. Sacramento and the liberal elites gotta stop putting their noses where they don’t belong.

    that would make businesses come back, they would hire more, and a lot of these big businesses would offer sick pay as an added bonus to go work for them, not because the law says they have to.

    Businesses would have to compete. That’s where “sick pay” was first introduced in the first place!

    You think Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin were discussing “sick pay” during the Revolutionary War and as the wrote up the Declaration of Independence?

    Hell no!

    They wanted freedom. They fought hard for the shit.

    Now, at least in California, we are slowly giving it up to use a sick day on a Monday morning from a hangover from partying too much Sunday night.

    This post was brought to you by our friends at house cleaners in Santa Maria who operate a business and are tired of all these bullshit laws or policymakers make.

  • Politicians

    Why Modesto California Sucks Reason #2

    What Could Possible Suck More In Modesto Califonia Than Our Senator – That Old Bag Dianne Feinstein

    How can I put this lightly?


    Honestly, I can’t. I hate our Senator here in California. In fact, I can’t stand her.

    It’s that old bag that’s been lingering around Washington DC since 1992 and she been working in government and been in politics since the damn 60’s!

    What is that?

    50 fucking years and counting!?

    Case you didn’t know it, the geniuses in San Fransisco elected her Mayor back in the late 70’s all the way till the late 80’s.

    That’s a decade of running the show there.

    No wonder the earth shook beneath that town back in 1989 with that massive earthquake that stopped the World Series. Damn town was relieved to have her go and out of office!

    She is a bleeding heart liberal through and through.

    She hates guns. She hates the constitution. She probably hates the American flag, but she sure as hell LOVES illegal immigrants and liberal causes.

    She doesn’t want shit like DACA to go away and she constantly supports things that are in favor of illegal immigration.

    Why Do Dems Like Feinstein Always Beat The Same Old Drum About Breaking Families Apart With Enforcing Illegal Immigration Laws?

    They act like they are SO compassionate, SO damn caring, SO generous, and SO tolerant.

    These people just come to California to work. They only want to have a better life. They are doing the jobs other Californians won’t do. Yadda.. yadda… yadda…

    The same old tried and true liberal clichés. Do these Democrats have some stupid little handbook with all the same old, tired, and worn-out lines they constantly turn to and repeat? Seriously, do they?

    Listen here bitch!

    These people broke the law!

    I can run down to the local supermarket and fill my cart full of food and run out the damn store without paying. I can say I did it cuz I just wanted to feed my family and didn’t have money to pay for it.

    I broke the law. My ass is going to jail.

    Oh, but not our illegal immigrant buddies right? They have protection and rights too…


    They don’t!

    People Like Feinstein claim all the things they do to help illegal immigrants is outta compassion.

    You and I both know that they could give two shits about those people. I bet, that behind closed doors, they probably hate and are disgusted to be in their presence. All they want and need is those votes.

    Oh, and the liberal press here in California just eats all that compassion shit right up!

    Is it any wonder that this state has completely changed in demographics with

    the never-ending FLOOD of Illegal immigration?

    Oh, and illegal immigration IS wait, it HAS wrecked this state already. I sure would love to go on a rant and really get into how, but I’ll save that for another post.

    Then, of course, this huge-hearted and compassionate woman just HATES guns. She can’t stand them.

    “People don’t need assault rifles. People don’t need magazines that hold a lot of bullets. People don’t need bump stocks.”

    This old hag don’t even know what anything about guns and has been one of the biggest leaders in banning them! She bitches and complaints (while being guarded by armed guards herself) about them all the time!

    She wants to ban assault weapons?

    Umm… aren’t all guns used for assault? What is she even talking about?

    You know what I would love?

    Seriously, I mean this.

    For this old bitch to stand up before Congress and flat out say that we need to repeal the second amendment to the constitution.

    Just say it! Admit it! That’s what she wants!

    At least I would have a tiny amount of respect for her. Why constantly dance around the damn subject and wait for mass shootings to bring it up all the time!?

    She just a liberal ass old bitch that seeks only power by fooling people that aren’t educated into thinking that she’s looking out for them.

    I am amazed that she represents California, and has for decades.

    Well, actually I’m not. This state has gone down the shitter. It’s only fitting that she’s our Senator.

    This post is brought to you by our friends over at PR Trash & Junk Removal. Another business in California that is fed up with this hag as Senator.